Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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