DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Latvia isn't a joke

Women's rights

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

penis?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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