Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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