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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Im batman...suck it losers

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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