How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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