How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Invisible Television.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Anti Joke

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