Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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