- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

a Jew had a small nose

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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