why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Women's Rights

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Invisible Television.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Dylan Eichas

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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