Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Women's rights.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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