elliot forsythe is a paedo

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

thumb_up thumb_down -15

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

thumb_up thumb_down -47

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

thumb_up thumb_down -103

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -117

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

thumb_up thumb_down +76

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops