The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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