When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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this site is funny.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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poop.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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