lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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I've got a boner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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poop.

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