Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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nick toth

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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pubic lice.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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smug face >:}

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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poop.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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