the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Boom.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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