- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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