What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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