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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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