What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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