Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

penis?

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Women's rights...

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

It's long!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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