yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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