A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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The Female Orgasm

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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