- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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You were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.