What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Misner is a twat.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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minorities.....

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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