Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

The Female Orgasm

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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