a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Anti Joke

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