- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Yo mama so fat.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you like apples? Yes

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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