Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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