Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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