This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Neil Lewis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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