"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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