What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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