- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

what is the world worst joke? this one

womens rights

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

if got a joke if fogot it

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why did matt die? He had cancer

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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