Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Bark I'm a tree

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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