Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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minorities.....

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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whats one plus one penis

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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