Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Women's rights

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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No soap radio

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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