What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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