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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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