- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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