How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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69

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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