Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why? Why Not?

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Suck pussy

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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