Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why? Why Not?

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Suck pussy

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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