Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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