why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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