- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I like the color potato.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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