Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Thats what she said

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Anti Joke

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