Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Anti Joke

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