How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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