What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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