How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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whats my name? Matt

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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