A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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