- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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