- Anti Joke

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.