- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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