Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Hello.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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