- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

world peace

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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