- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Homonyms should be band.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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