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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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