you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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hard cheese

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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1+1=2

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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