- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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