What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

everybody loves raymond

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Psychics.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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