- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Knock Knock opens the door

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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