the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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ass.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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