Netflix and chill

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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