Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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