Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

penis?

there once was a frog with no leggs

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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