why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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This is not funny.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Dislike this.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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