- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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