What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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