Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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ass.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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